Okay, we’ve filed this one under “creeped out” since our fellow Scotsman, “Hell’s Kitchen” chef Gordon Ramsay has gone and done a very UN-Scottish male thing – he’s had a vanity plastic surgery procedure on the wrinkles on his chin, features his mother called “smile lines.” As if not bad enough for us to swallow, all this was under the self-important advice of “American Idol” Englishman Simon Cowell, for pity’s sake!

Digital Cheeseburger asks, shamefully, “Hey, Gordon, why the sissy surgery on a big girl’s blouse Sassenach’s word?” We give up, the world now has gone to hell in a Louis Vuitton hand-basket!

Seems something like Restylane was injected underneath his chin crevices to plump them up, and will need repeated every six months ad nauseum.

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