1 Dec
2009
In an outrageous, yet entirely predictable slice of celebrity-style justice, super-rich golfer Tiger Woods landed a puny $164 fine plus four points on his driver’s license for his suspicious one-car crash!
Despite slamming his door THREE TIMES over in the faces of Florida Highway Patrol investigating officers, FHP has slammed shut their investigation on him, has reneged on its earlier pronouncement to obtain a search warrant for Woods’ house, and will no longer be seeking access to his medical records. Instead, it has entirely backed off the case, and issued a small face-saving careless driving citation. No criminal charges are to be filed, and any and all hearsay allegations of domestic violence dismissed.
Watch the msnbc video of FHP’s Press Conference from earlier today:
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Jayne
2 Dec 2009
It’s ridiculous how these people are treated soooo differently from the rest of us. Kudos to you and your site for writing about it.