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		<title>Tiger Woods Out Of The Woods: Gets Ticket (VIDEO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com">Digital Cheeseburger - social, political and celebrity commentary</a> is an entertainment post from: <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com">Digital Cheeseburger - covering Celebrity News, Hollywood Rumors, Celebrity Gossip, Celeb Opinion</a></p>
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In an outrageous, yet entirely predictable slice of celebrity-style justice, super-rich golfer <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/category/sports/tiger-woods/http://"><strong>Tiger Woods</strong></a> landed a puny $164 fine plus four points on his driver's license for his suspicious <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-crash-drive-charges-pending-pics/">one-car crash</a>!

Despite slamming his door <strong>THREE TIMES</strong> over in the faces of <strong>Florida Highway Patrol</strong> investigating officers, <strong>FHP</strong> has slammed shut their investigation on him, has reneged on its earlier pronouncement to obtain a search warrant for Woods' house, and will no longer be seeking access to his medical records. Instead, it has entirely backed off the case, and issued a small face-saving <strong>careless driving</strong> citation. No criminal charges are to be filed, and any and all hearsay allegations of domestic violence dismissed.

Watch the <strong>msnbc</strong> video of <strong>FHP's Press Conference</strong> from earlier today:

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		<title>Johnson &amp; Johnson Heiress In Jail For Theft</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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<a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casey-johnson.jpg"><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casey-johnson-250x196.jpg" alt="Casey Johnson &#039;Johnson &#38; Johnson&#039; Heiress" title="Casey Johnson &#039;Johnson &#38; Johnson&#039; Heiress" width="250" height="196" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-3882" /></a>The super-rich are at it again! <strong>Casey Johnson</strong>, heiress to the <strong>Johnson &#038; Johnson</strong> mega-fortune, was arrested today at 12:30 p.m. in <strong>Los Angeles</strong> for allegedly stealing from a former girlfriend and "hook up" of hers.

The socialite is being held in a <strong>Van Nuys</strong> jail cell pending bail of $20,000. ]]></description>
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		<title>Rachel Uchitel. Who Is She? (VIDEO, PHOTOS)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel-and-Gloria-Alred-at-LAX.jpg"><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel-and-Gloria-Alred-at-LAX-250x187.jpg" alt="Rachel Uchitel and Gloria Allred at LAX" title="Rachel Uchitel and Gloria Allred at LAX" width="250" height="187" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-3857" /></a><strong>Rachel Uchitel</strong>, 34, is the current media darling, thrust instantaneously into the limelight of infamy, and she doesn't like it one little bit ... or, so she claims publicly in her <a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/rachel-uchitel-speaks-i-dont-appreciate-my-name-being-dragged-through-the-m/13442">BlackBook</a> write-up: “I don’t appreciate my name or what people think of me being dragged through the mud by people who don’t even bother to research what or who they’re talking about ... they should research who these stories are coming from, who they’re believing as a credible source. Not to mention that it’s in the '<strong>National Enquirer</strong>.'” 

To aid her cause and, no doubt, to take on the massively powerful and private <strong>Tiger Woods</strong>' camp, Uchitel has enlisted media-savvy maven, celebrity attorney <strong>Gloria Allred</strong>, 68. The pair met up Sunday, Nov. 29, at <strong>Los Angeles International Airport</strong>, after the alleged mistress of Woods flew in from <strong>New York</strong>. Watch video of her departure from <strong>N.Y.</strong>:<div align="center"><script src="http://player.ooyala.com/player.js?embedCode=dpMDMxMToTxeq-YGo_jmJQCwryuLDt13&#038;height=323&#038;width=485"></script></div>Watch video of her arrival at <strong>LAX</strong>:<div align="center"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0ExMEn2REbU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0ExMEn2REbU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div>

In an explosive story, the tabloid magazine "National Enquirer" claims, via information supplied by an alleged <strong>Las Vegas</strong> friend of Uchitel, named <strong>Ashley Samson</strong>, that Uchitel and Woods have been enjoying a months-long affair. The gossip columns have been ablaze with speculation that Wood's suspicious <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-crash-drive-charges-pending-pics/">one-car accident</a> happened after he fought with his Swedish wife, <strong>Elin Nordegren</strong>, over the allegation / revelation. Samson, whom Uchitel asserts is not her friend and has met her only twice before, cashed a <strong>$25,000</strong> Enquirer check for her info. Uchitel stringently denies any truth to the Enquirer's story:<blockquote>“I totally deny the Enquirer story. They did contact me about it, but they didn’t use any of my quotes or any of the information I gave them. They make it sound like I said those things, but it’s all other people saying I said things.” </blockquote>

Uchitel, an accomplished hostess in upscale nightclubs, ranging from New York to Las Vegas, is presently employed as <strong>Director of VIP Operations</strong> for <strong>Pink Elephant</strong> in Southampton, <strong>The Hamptons</strong>. She started her career in 2002 as a television producer at <strong>Bloomberg News</strong>, before heading to Las Vegas in 2006 to help launch <strong>Tao</strong> nightclub and restaurant, which became the world's top grossing venue. Then she returned to New York as VIP Operations boss of the salubrious <strong>Stanton Social</strong>, <strong>Marquee</strong>, <strong>Tao Bistro</strong>, <strong>Dune</strong>, and others."

She appeared on the cover of "<strong>The New York Post</strong>" clutching a photograph of her fiancé, <strong>James Andrew O'Grady</strong>, 32, who had been killed in the <strong>World Trade Center</strong> by the <strong>9/11</strong> terrorist attacks.

She has dated a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician, and various film and television actors, but her lips are sealed on revealing details, choosing instead to let the tittle-tattle rags run rampant and potentially awry with tell-tale yarns from possibly dubious sources, and - of course - hiring an omnipotent feminist lawyer renowned for her media control techniques. 

<a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/gloria-allred-hollywood-sign.jpeg"><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/gloria-allred-hollywood-sign-250x186.jpg" alt="Celebrity attroney Gloria Allred in front of Hollywood Sign" title="Celebrity attroney Gloria Allred in front of Hollywood Sign" width="250" height="186" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-3876" /></a>Allred, on her website, is self-described as "most famous woman attorney in the nation," and is a time-served master-manipulator of transforming publicly berated women into sympathetic victims of a sexist male-dominated world. Her clients include <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/07/25/carrie-prejean-so-you-think-you-can-sing/"><strong>Carrie Prejean</strong></a> the self-righteous and disgraced former <strong>Miss California</strong> caught in homophobia and sex tape scandals; <strong>Amber Frey</strong> who was girlfriend of married murderer <strong>Scott Peterson</strong>; <strong>Heather Mills</strong> who was the media monster of the day following her much publicized divorced from <strong>Paul McCartney</strong>; <strong>Paula Jones</strong> who sued <strong>Bill Clinton</strong> for sexual harassment; and she represented the <strong>Nicole Brown Simpson</strong> family during the <strong>O.J. Simpson</strong> trial.   

<a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel2.jpg"><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel2.jpg" alt="Rachel Uchitel" title="Rachel Uchitel" width="160" height="300" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3873" /></a>Uchitel recently was linked romantically to Los Angeles based married TV actor <strong>David Boreanaz</strong>, who plays <strong>Angel</strong> in teen supernatural drama "<strong>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</strong>," and lead role in the spin-off television series "<strong>Angel</strong>." He is also co-star of the crime-comedy-drama "<strong>Bones</strong>."

She married her former childhood friend, <strong>Wall Street</strong> trader <strong>Steven Ehrenkranz</strong>, in 2004 at <strong>Cipriani</strong> in the <strong>Flatiron District</strong> of <strong>Manhattan</strong>, New York City. Just four months later she sought a divorce and headed back to Vegas, where she owns a pad  in the ultra-luxurious <strong>Turnberry </strong>complex, a block from the <strong>Strip</strong>. While there she jumped into the life of another childhood friend, wealthy and powerful nightclub owner and promoter <strong>Jason Strauss</strong>, 35, who gave her the job of running Tao's VIP door - he co-owns the popular spot.

A source who attended Uchitel's and Ehrenkranz's wedding says Uchitel has a "history of being with married men," and described her as being "self-destructive." Meantime, the Enquirer is hitting back at her claim to not know Samson well, by issuing pictures snapped on a recent vacation they took together in <strong>Spain</strong> <i>(see below, Samson is the blonde on the left, and Uchitel the brunette to the right)</i> and promises to expose "a slew of contradictions" between her denials and their article. [<strong>Digital Cheeseburger</strong>, however, would like to point out that the photos below are undated, so we cannot confirm their age or whether they are the result of Photoshopping.]

<a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/enquirer-uchitel1.jpg"><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/enquirer-uchitel1.jpg" alt="National Enquirer photograph of Tiger Woods&#039; alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel and &#34;friend&#34; Ashley Samson partying on vacation in Spain." title="National Enquirer photograph of Tiger Woods&#039; alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel and &#34;friend&#34; Ashley Samson partying on vacation in Spain." width="560" height="407" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3870" /></a>

 

























  



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		<title>Tiger Woods 911 Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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Hear the <strong>911</strong> call made by a neighbor of <strong>Tiger Woods</strong> following his suspicious <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-crash-drive-charges-pending-pics/">one-car crash</a>.

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		<title>Tiger Woods Quits Own Tourney Amid Scandal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com">Digital Cheeseburger - social, political and celebrity commentary</a> is an entertainment post from: <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com">Digital Cheeseburger - covering Celebrity News, Hollywood Rumors, Celebrity Gossip, Celeb Opinion</a></p>
<img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tiger-woods-2.jpg" alt="Golfer Tiger Woods" title="Golfer Tiger Woods" width="560" height="323" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3832" />Amid growing scandal, golf champ <strong>Tiger Woods</strong> has pulled out of his own golfing tournament, "<strong>2009 Chevron World Challenge</strong>," which is to be held at <strong>Sherwood Country Club</strong> in <strong>Thousand Oaks</strong>, Los Angeles, California, beginning Wednesday, Dec. 2, and running on through the weekend. He cited injuries sustained in his suspicious <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-crash-drive-charges-pending-pics/">one-car crash</a> as reason for canceling. He added:<blockquote>"I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week. I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there."</blockquote>

<a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel1.jpg"><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel1-150x150.jpg" alt="Rachel Uchitel" title="Rachel Uchitel, alleged mistress of golfer Tiger Woods" width="150" height="150" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3833" /></a> <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel-and-Gloria-Alred-at-LAX21.jpg"><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel-and-Gloria-Alred-at-LAX21-150x150.jpg" alt="Rachel Uchitel (r) and Gloria Allred (l) at LAX" title="Rachel Uchitel and Gloria Allred at LAX" width="150" height="150" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-3838" /></a> 
Meantime, Woods' alleged mistress, nightclub hostess <strong>Rachel Uchitel</strong>, flew from <strong>New York</strong> to <strong>L.A.</strong> yesterday, Sunday Nov. 29, to meet with her newly-appointed attorney, celebrity lawyer <strong>Gloria Allred</strong>, to discuss the next move in this escalating crisis in <strong>Team Tiger</strong>'s privacy-paranoiac camp - his yacht is even named "<strong>Privacy</strong>."  ]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga, Beyonce &#8211; Video Phone (VIDEO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Watch <strong>R&#038;B</strong> singer <strong>Beyonce</strong> perform music track "<strong>Video Phone</strong>" featuring <strong>Lady Gaga</strong>:

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		<title>Roman Polanski Will Get Freedoms While Under House Arrest (VIDEO, PHOTO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Roman-Polanski-chalet-in-Switzerland.jpg" alt="Roman Polanski&#039;s Swiss chalet &#34;Milky Way&#34; in Gstaad, Switzerland." title="Roman Polanski&#039;s Swiss chalet &#34;Milky Way&#34; in Gstaad, Switzerland." width="560" height="373" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3814" /><strong>Oscar</strong>-winning film director, <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/category/celebrity-crime/roman-polanski/"><strong>Roman Polanski</strong></a>, 76, when released on $4.5 million bail in a few days for his <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/09/28/roman-polanski-arrested-facing-u-s-extradition/">31 year-old U.S. arrest warrant for child-rape</a>, will enjoy freedoms unparalleled to his recent stay in a <strong>Zurich</strong> jail cell. 

Although he cannot leave his <strong>Alpine</strong> chalet, named "<strong>Milky Way</strong>," <em>(*pictured above)</em> <strong>Justice Ministry</strong> spokesman <strong>Falco Galli</strong> announced, "He will have no prison regime. He is completely free to determine his daily schedule. It's also up to him to get in food and other supplies."

Polanski will have unlimited telephone, e-mail and Internet access; can have friends over, and can throw parties. He will, however, be electronically monitored and have his phone calls recorded. 

<strong>Hollywood</strong> luminaries petitioned against his arrest in September when attending <strong>Zurich Film Festival</strong> to receive the <strong>Golden Eye</strong> award for lifetime achievement. Among those that signed were <strong>Woody Allen</strong>, <strong>Martin Scorsese</strong>, <strong>Salman Rushdie</strong>, <strong>Harvey Weinstein</strong>, <strong>Tilda Swinton</strong> - even celebrated novelist <strong>Robert Harris</strong> wrote an opinion-editorial in "<strong>The New York Times</strong>" about it.

A <strong>Swiss</strong> court has yet to make a ruling on whether Polanski will be extradited to <strong>Los Angeles</strong>, California,   to face sentencing on his crimes of three-decades ago.

Watch an <strong>MSNBC</strong> video report from September 30, 2009, featuring Polanski's ex-sister-in-law <strong>Debra Tate</strong>, sister of his <strong>Charles Manson Family</strong>-murdered wife, actress <strong>Sharon Tate</strong>:

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*<font size="1">(Photo: FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images)</font>]]></description>
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		<title>David Hasselhoff&#8217;s Ex-Wife Arrested For DUI</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Pamela-Bach.jpeg" alt="Pamela Bach" title="Pamela Bach" width="195" height="300" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3808" />Actress <strong>Pamela Bach</strong>, 47, ex-wife of the troubled <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/category/tv/david-hasselhoff/"><strong>David Hasselhoff</strong></a>, was arrested Saturday, Nov. 28, for driving under the influence. 

She was stopped by the <strong>California Highway Patrol</strong> at 8:03 p.m. in <strong>San Fernando Valley</strong>, Los Angeles, and booked into <strong>LAPD</strong>'s <strong>Van Nuys</strong> station at 9:30 p.m. for <strong>DUI</strong> and released after posting $15,000 bail. She admitted to officers that she'd been drinking while out to dinner with her daughters, and is due to appear in court on December 24. Bach is no stranger to the system, she was arrested in March this year for felony DUI.]]></description>
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		<title>David Hasselhoff On Involuntary Psychiatric Hold</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/david_hasselhoff-150x150.jpg" alt="David Hasselhoff" title="David Hasselhoff" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-3800" />TV actor <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/category/tv/david-hasselhoff/"><strong>David Hasselhoff</strong></a>, whom we <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/11/28/david-hasselhoff-hospitalized-again-video/">reported earlier</a> as suffering seizures following a days-long alcohol binge, has been placed on involuntary psychiatric hold in <strong>Ceders-Sinai Medical Center</strong> in <strong>Los Angeles</strong>. He will be detained for a period of 71 hours for psychiatric analysis under the <strong>California Welfare Institutions Code 5150</strong>, which is mandatory in California for anyone appearing to be a danger to themselves or to others. Singer <strong>Britney Spears</strong>, and "<strong>The O.C.</strong>" actress <a href="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/2009/08/28/mischa-barton-from-dental-to-mental/"><strong>Mischa Barton</strong></a>, were both recently subjected to this law, also. 

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		<title>Tiger Woods&#8217; Crash Drive, Charges Pending (PICS)</title>
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<img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Tiger-Woods-crashed-SUV.jpg" alt="Tiger Woods crashed SUV" title="Tiger Woods crashed SUV" width="560" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3780" />
<strong>Golf</strong> champion <strong>Tiger Woods</strong>, 33, crashed his <strong>Cadillac Escalade</strong> into a fire hydrant and neighbor's tree as he pulled out of the driveway of his $2.4 million mansion in the <strong>Isleworth</strong> gated community subdivision of <strong>Windermere</strong>, <strong>Florida</strong>, at 2:25 a.m. EST on Friday, Nov. 27, according to the <strong>Florida Highway Patrol</strong>. His smashed SUV is pictured above <i>(source: <a href="http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/news/21746121/detail.html">WFTV</a> in Orlando.)</i> The "semi-unconscious" Woods, bleeding from "lacerations to the upper and lower lips" was transported to <strong>Health Central Hospital</strong>, and released shortly thereafter <i>(quotes in reference to Windermere <strong>Police Chief Daniel Saylor</strong>'s interview with <a href="http://www.cnn.com/">CNN</a>.)</i> Police Chief Daniel Saylor, went on to add that Wood's <strong>Swedish</strong> wife, <strong>Elin Nordegren</strong>, smashed the SUV's window with a golf club to get him out.

<img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Florida-Highway-Patrol-vehicle-enters-the-front-gate-of-Isleworth-community-to-interview-Woods-and-wife.jpg" alt="Florida Highway Patrol vehicle enters the front gate of Isleworth community to interview Woods and wife" title="Florida Highway Patrol vehicle enters the front gate of Isleworth community to interview Woods and wife" width="300" height="199" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3786" />Police <i>(pictured left)</i> arrived today at Woods' house to interview him and his wife about the incident, but were turned away and told to return tomorrow (Sunday.) In a statement, <strong>Sergeant Kim Montes</strong> of the FHP's <strong>Orlando</strong> division, said "The Florida Highway Patrol has received information that Tiger Woods and his wife were not available to be interviewed ... This is still an ongoing crash investigation."

<img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tiger_elin.jpg" alt="Tiger Woods and wife, Elin Nordegren" title="Tiger Woods and wife, Elin Nordegren" width="200" height="260" class="alignright size-full wp-image-3790" /><img src="http://www.digitalcheeseburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rachel-Uchitel.jpg" alt="Rachel Uchitel" title="Rachel Uchitel" width="150" height="126" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3793" />The crash follows hot on the heels of allegations of infidelity in scandal magazines, "<strong>National Enquirer</strong>" and "<strong>Star</strong>," involving Woods <i>(pictured right with wife, Elin Nordegren)</i> and <strong>New York</strong> clubber <strong>Rachel Uchitel</strong>, 34, <i>(pictured left)</i> who has since denied the rumored affair. The gossip columns are rife with musings over Nordegren possibly having scratched and injured the fleeing Woods, after their fighting over his reported fling with Uchitel, then diverting his attention while driving away by smashing his SUV's rear window with a golf club, causing him to have the traffic accident.]]></description>
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